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Responsible Gun Owners Take Aim At Traffic, Friends, Insufficient Jizz
Hey, well-regulated militia, how’s the responsible gun ownership going lately? If we’re doing a Gun Roundup, seems like we’re pretty much required to start with Florida, so here’s a story of a...
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Gun Fun: Our Responsible Gun Owners Have Been Busy Bees!
Good golly, there’s a whole lot of shootin’ going on! America’s Responsible Gun Owners have been keeping the peace all on their lonesome, some with deadlier results than others. Let’s dig through the...
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A Responsible Gun Owner Thanksgiving
With the annual Harvest Feast nearly upon us, when we give thanks for all our blessings, especially the Second Amendment, which makes all other blessings possible, let’s take a quick look at how...
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This White Lady In Body Armor Shot All Her Neighbors And Lived To Tell! Your...
Time for another of our periodic check-ins with the good guys what carry guns and keep us safe from tyranny with their steadfast devotion to Responsible Gun Ownership. First off, we have an inspiring...
View Article11-Year-Old Shoots 8-Year-Old Over Puppy, America Remains Free Of Tyranny
An 11-year-old boy in White Pine, Tennessee, has been arrested for murdering his 8-year-old neighbor Saturday after she refused to show him a puppy. The boy shot the girl from the window of his...
View ArticleResponsible Gun Owners Continue Shooting Kids To Keep America Safe
Time once again to check in with America’s Responsible Gun Owners to find out how the Second Amendment has been keeping us all safe from government tyranny and rampant crime, though not necessarily...
View ArticleWhat Should Tennessee Do About Kid Who Shot Girl Over A Puppy? How About...
You might have thought last October’s story about the 11-year-old Tennessee boy who murdered an 8-year-old neighbor because she wouldn’t show him a puppy was one of the bleakest things Yr Wonkette...
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